It's Valentine's day, I want to be pampered and I don't want to make my own bed or have to cook my own dinner!

I do want somebody else to bring me my breakfast in bed, to enjoy a luxurious jacuzzi, to gaze into my eyes over a romantic before-dinner cocktail and, of course, to invite me to a delicious meal and not ask me to wash up afterwards!

The ultimate treat would be not having to put my gloves and scarf on to drive home, but instead be led upstairs into a Valentine's bedroom.

Please may I have a CapriLove experience!!??